Mohawk On Display

Ugh. Too early. I can haz moar sleepz?

Let’s see… fashion tips from the bathroom of Daniel:

Did I just step in gum? No Daniel, you didn’t just step in gum. In the SHOWER.

Apparently hair dryers are much more fun (and work better) if you yell at the hair in the mirror to “Evaporate! Evaporate! Evaporate!”

Apparently they don’t work that much better. Make sure hair is really dry before straightening with iron. Otherwise, scary hissing sounds will ensue.

…Did I just shower with sushi-scented soap?

What

The

Fuck???

And one last thing: Some woman in Egypt just gave birth to seven children. Is that why some women are infertile? Some Egyptian chick is stealing their wombs for her own nefarious child-bearing purposes? I think this requires further investigation. To the batmobile!

So, um, yeah.  My sleep schedule is all wonky.  Woke up yesterday at 7 AM, fell asleep at 5 PM, woke up at 1:AM, and it’s 5:30 AM and I haven’t been able to fall back asleep.  Nobody’s online, so I’m gonna write some random stuff here.

College is looking to be either pretty cool or just *blah*.  My roommate sounds nice, but I haven’t gotten to know him enough to see if we actually have anything in common.  I haven’t talked to any of the other suitemates yet.  And…weirdness…one is a girl!  Obviously Binghamton messed something up.  Not that I’m complaining, just, you know, no girl would want to live with five guys.  I assume she’ll be switching out before school starts.

I’m still wishing I could go back and apply to other GOOD universities.  But it’s too late now, so I’m wasting my time.  Not that there’s much else to spend it on.  I NEED to get away from home - fast!  My mind is rotting in its own juices, which is even less pleasant than it sounds!

I’ve now been vegetarian for about three weeks!  I still eat fish, but that’s all.  No poultry or red meat.  It’s been going pretty well, although there is my weird sleep schedule to consider.  It’s possible that it’s a result of not getting enough nutrition.  Hopefully it’ll clear up soon…

Ugh.  I need to get out of the house.  Like, NOW!  Maybe I’ll call some people up once the clock goes four digits.  In the mean time, gonna go get some food and watch some L Word, cause I’m just not falling asleep any time soon.