Mohawk On Display

Ugh. Too early. I can haz moar sleepz?

Let’s see… fashion tips from the bathroom of Daniel:

Did I just step in gum? No Daniel, you didn’t just step in gum. In the SHOWER.

Apparently hair dryers are much more fun (and work better) if you yell at the hair in the mirror to “Evaporate! Evaporate! Evaporate!”

Apparently they don’t work that much better. Make sure hair is really dry before straightening with iron. Otherwise, scary hissing sounds will ensue.

…Did I just shower with sushi-scented soap?

What

The

Fuck???

And one last thing: Some woman in Egypt just gave birth to seven children. Is that why some women are infertile? Some Egyptian chick is stealing their wombs for her own nefarious child-bearing purposes? I think this requires further investigation. To the batmobile!